Mom and Dad's Swinger Party - Paperback

by Brad Gosse (Author)

Nothing Says "Family Values" Like Watching Mom and Dad Swap Partners

"Mom and Dad's Swinger Party" is the children's-style picture book for adults that finally answers the question: what if Mom went online and found new friends... who also want to sleep over?

This dark humor joke book is written in a delightfully inappropriate rhyming format, paired with cheery illustrations that should absolutely not be this cheerful. It's a gag gift for anyone who's ever wondered what goes on in the suburbs after the kids go to bed-and then immediately regretted asking.

The Only Book Where a Bowl of Car Keys is a Plot Point

In this deeply unsettling tale, Mom and Dad aren't just "making new friends"-they're coordinating logistics, signing contracts, and prepping the snack table. There's a unicorn, a bowl of keys, condoms color-coded like party favors, and enough implied trauma to justify a decade of therapy. And don't worry-everyone sleeps over. Loudly.

Perfect for People with Questionable Taste (So, All of Us)

If you're looking for the best gag gift book for adults who laugh at the wrong things, this is it. Ideal for:

• White elephant gift exchanges that go off the rails
• Secret Santa gifts that require an HR debrief
• Birthday gifts for people you probably shouldn't be friends with
• Adult novelty book collectors with no shame

Inside These Innocent-Looking Pages:

• Rhymes that sound sweet... until you actually read them
• Illustrations that make you question your childhood
• Key parties, unicorn hunting, and group "movie nights"
• The phrase "give balloons to the boys" (you're welcome)

Disturbingly Wholesome-Looking. Aggressively Not Wholesome.

Written in the style of a bedtime story but intended for adults who know better, "Mom and Dad's Swinger Party" is the kind of dark humor book that gets passed around the office until HR finds it. It's weird, it's wild, and it's a surefire way to clear out your holiday party early.

If you're searching for:

• joke book for adults
• gag gift
• dark humor book
• swinger parody
• funny adult books
• novelty books for terrible people

Give It to a Friend. Or an Enemy. Same Difference.

This book doesn't just cross the line-it seduces it with a contract and a safe word. If you like your comedy uncomfortable, unsanitary, and wrapped in cartoon innocence, then this is the book you didn't know you needed.

Disclaimer: Not for kids. Not safe for work. Not emotionally recoverable.