Get Your Butt Off My Couch: (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) - Paperback

by Sonja Warfield (Author)

***Formerly titled: Big Fat Negro, Get Your Lazy Ass Off My Couch**** New title: Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) This is the same book with the same hilarious stories, but a new politically correct title. Get Your Butt Off My Couch is a woman's guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing of any ethnicity. Ms. Warfield makes the case that if you have a loser on your couch, you have to get rid of him. Ms. Warfield's personal stories about her marriage, relationships and her post apocalyptic days of dating after divorce take the reader on a witty and uproarious relationship odyssey. The book, with chapter titles like "Boys will be Boys is Bullshit" and "Self-Acceptance Begins With Ass-Acceptance" offers a humorous perspective about why we do what we do when we date and ways to change our behavior in dating to get the losers off of our couch.

Author Biography

Sonja Warfield is a television comedy writer known for her work on the Emmy Award-winning NBC comedy, Will & Grace and the BET comedy, The Game. She was co-producer on the BET comedy, Zoe Ever After starring Brandy Norwood. Ms. Warfield has also written for the Disney Channel series, Liv & Maddy. Ms. Warfield wrote for the ABC comedy Jake In Progress and has had development deals with Sony Pictures Television that led her to writing pilots for NBC, ABC and HBO. Ms. Warfield writes feature films and has written an adaptation of a novel into a screenplay for Alcon Entertainment and 2S, a Hilary Swank production company. Currently, she serves as an adjunct professor at The University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts where she earned her B.A. in Cinema-Television Critical Studies. Sonja Warfield has been featured on The Tom Joyner Morning Show and USC Trojanvision. She is the daughter of Paul Warfield, the Hall of Fame player for the Cleveland Browns and the undefeated Miami Dolphins.