American Etiquette: Failing Upwardly in a Fox News Nation - Paperback

by Aaron Berg (Author)

"America is the greatest country in the world" -some guy in the 80's You may not agree with the above statement which means that you are lacking in American Etiquette. American Etiquette is the American way to live your American life blindly as an American patriot. Perhaps you don't watch enough Fox News and need to reinvigorate your belief in America and remind yourself that contrary to popular liberal opinion, we don't need to move forward to improve; we simply need to remember the good old days of the American Renaissance. American Etiquette: Failing upwardly in a Fox News Nation is a satirical guide that will teach you how and when to blame the President, how being a horrible parent can actually help your children be more American, why you need to believe in guns, how being fat helps all aspects of our fledgling economy and even the little known fact that being rich is way better than being poor (contrary to what liberal bloggers would have you believe). American Etiquette is a must have for Americans because any good American knows that buying stuff with no resale value stimulates our economy. This book will teach you to constantly live in fear, trust the police, learn how to deal with immigrants, drink, and realize that no laws apply to you if you are a sports celebrity. America Rocks Now learn how to behave as an American

Author Biography

Originally from Toronto, after graduating with an honors degree in Philosophy from The University of New Brunswick, Aaron began his career as a stand-up comedian. After years of paper -work and tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees, he moved to New York City. He now lives in NYC. LEGALLY! Aaron is the author of MR. MANNERS: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate and he can be heard regularly on WEZO Radio (Augusta, Georgia) and seen as a political correspondent on The Rick Amato Show on One America News Network defending free speech and other Constitutional rights that he hope to one day access as an American Citizen. In 2013 he shot thirteen episodes as Floyd in the groundbreaking TV series "24 Hour Rental" on the Superchannel network. He has appeared at the Boston Comedy Festival, the New York Comedy Festival, and performed a nationally televised gala set for the CBC Winnipeg Comedy Festival. His first solo show "The Underbelly Diaries" ran off-Broadway at Theatre Row in NYC where it was chosen as "one of three shows you can't afford to miss" in the New York Daily News. Aaron also appeared off-Broadway in Jeremy Levy's one act play 21 Days and was a subject in the documentary "A Universal Language" about six Canadian comedians who travelled to Israel to perform for diverse audiences in the Middle Eastern region. Aaron has also been on the Artie Lange show and will be making his US network Television debut in 2015.