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by Jay Horne (Author)

When demigod Hazeus decides to return home from Earth to a parallel magical realm called Rootworld he is given a collection of adult-rated MVDs from his parents, Father Time and Mother Earth. He is on the fast track of becoming the all-powerful God of the Globe if he can learn to take responsibility.


While watching, he interacts with and befriends a young King Arthur and his knights Lancelot and Merddin, sparking hilarious misadventures as Arthur tries to establish his kingdom.


Merddin is always cranky because of the reverse flow of time and Mother Mott just wants a vacation on the Isle of Avalon. Fuzzick the Giant, Tom the Doubter, and other beloved characters try to help maintain order.


But conflict looms as Christianity spreads, threatening the magical pagan world. Arthur must weigh his vows of peace and inclusion against growing intolerance. With Camelot divided, his sister Morgan is seduced by dark magic, endangering Arthur's life and his vision for the kingdom. To defend his world, Arthur may have to sacrifice himself and use forbidden magic to summon the Great Dragon.


If Hazeus can work out how to own the power of calling the rain and lightning he may just grow up on time. That is if he doesn't make any dumb decisions overnight while his parents leave him alone in the living room.


Religious Historical / Humor Satire / Fiction Arthurian / Druidism

Number of Pages: 424
Dimensions: 0.86 x 7 x 4 IN
Publication Date: February 28, 2024

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The Tome of Ages - Paperback by Books by splitShops

$28.74

Fulfilled by our friends at Books by splitShops

by Jay Horne (Author)

When demigod Hazeus decides to return home from Earth to a parallel magical realm called Rootworld he is given a collection of adult-rated MVDs from his parents, Father Time and Mother Earth. He is on the fast track of becoming the all-powerful God of the Globe if he can learn to take responsibility.


While watching, he interacts with and befriends a young King Arthur and his knights Lancelot and Merddin, sparking hilarious misadventures as Arthur tries to establish his kingdom.


Merddin is always cranky because of the reverse flow of time and Mother Mott just wants a vacation on the Isle of Avalon. Fuzzick the Giant, Tom the Doubter, and other beloved characters try to help maintain order.


But conflict looms as Christianity spreads, threatening the magical pagan world. Arthur must weigh his vows of peace and inclusion against growing intolerance. With Camelot divided, his sister Morgan is seduced by dark magic, endangering Arthur's life and his vision for the kingdom. To defend his world, Arthur may have to sacrifice himself and use forbidden magic to summon the Great Dragon.


If Hazeus can work out how to own the power of calling the rain and lightning he may just grow up on time. That is if he doesn't make any dumb decisions overnight while his parents leave him alone in the living room.


Religious Historical / Humor Satire / Fiction Arthurian / Druidism

Number of Pages: 424
Dimensions: 0.86 x 7 x 4 IN
Publication Date: February 28, 2024
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